Halo.........feeling abit sad today....my grandma's death first death aniversary.she always very sayang me wan. :( sad.she passed away at IMM shopping centre,when my uncle was pushing her on a wheelchair shopping. i remember tat day so clearly lyk it was yesterday although it happened one year ago. :( my mum was crying lyk mad.she very take care of my grandma.she love her alot.then she was crying and sobbing and saying stuff lyk i am going to die already and stuff.so sad.wished she haven't passed away.
anyway we went to Ju Shi Lin monastery( i tink its one) to praypray.just nice vesak day.so we pray to the gods and my grandma.my mum was sobbing away once we alighted from the car.she sob and sob.haiz.........sad sia.
ok sorry if i made u feel sad.the good news is,i wished for a good stuff for Little John and 6J when praying to the gods.i cant say wad.it wont be granted if i tell(well according to beliefs)
then after tat went tuition.
haiz....cant blog anymore....still cant get over the fact that my grandma passed away...*sobz*

Lame King

12:48 AM;

Finally..today is the day i hav been longing to see since 1 month ago.EXAMS ARE OVER.today was maths exam...wa so funny man.the sums damn chicken feet lorz.was doing doing doing then suddenly i open the liquid paper cap and it dropped on the floor.was lyk.*CLINK CLINK CLANG CLANG CLINK!!!!!!!!!!!* then the whole class turn n look at me.i was lyk.oh shit.die liaoz.then liang popo came then she picked it up and asked hu's.i said it was mine then she threw it at me.dotz.the paper ended at 10.15am.but i was checking at 10am when i realise i didnt do the last 2 sums.then i damn kan cheong.quickly do then check.finished at 10.10am.haha.phewz.aiming for a hundred but i seemed to hav gotten one problem sum wrong.sad.*sobz*
And i found out that charm has another lover today.lyk dotdotdot.So many people lyk her.dunno y.lol.anyway i promised the person not to tell...so....well anyway today charm and 3A battery was invited to Dejun's,hu lyks charm,house to do project.eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.amanda wanted dj in their group cos his IT damn good.well.....dj admitted to cl that he lyks her.i was a little surprised when i called him and he told me.dotz.then blahblahblah........................not really shocking or surprising.cos he's well known to be liddat.dotz.
oya yesterday ms lam came in and started ranting tat our english kena sai.i scared leh.my english sucks lorz.she say the english exam we anyhow do.wad dissapointed lah blahblahblah.then wad a simple synthesis also cannot do and blahblahblah.
ok forget about unhappy stuff.today,me mum brought me to ze High Courts.nah dont tink lame stuff though u're in ze lame and spastic society blog.she never want to file lawsuit against me.she handed in some papers for some lawsuit against some contruction worker last year cos tat guy keep asking for lots of money but never gave good results for the construction.aiyah some old uncle and the old wife.wadeva.my mum keep telling me to look around lah blahblahblah.say wad next time grow up wan me be lawyer then will always go there.wad tell me to use the toilet n say wad familiarise myself wif the place and stuff.i was lyk. =.=""""".
haha my sister just went out.was talking to her wif tat funny china accent.wad wo men zhong guo ren ah,she tou duan,suo yi jiang hua shi dou shi qiao she tou de ah.wo men zhong guo ren yin wei she tou duan,suo yi wo men bu jiang Diao3 hao xiang D~i~a~o ,wo men jiang Diao4 ah.
then i was demonstrating how to do my diaodiaodiao hand sign to my sister.
ah,wo men zhong guo ren she tou duan,suo yi wo men jiang Diao4 diao4 diao4, diao4diao4diao4 , diao4 diao4 diao4. lyk =.='""".so hilarious. now my tongue hurts from all tat twisting.dotz.haha.bb gtg.i go watch 'Lost',the best show on earth.Channel 5,every Thursday 10- 11pm.kk bb.
Lame King

9:41 PM;

halo...was just playing around with yahoo.com...so fun........i searched.........justin...no satisfying results on pg 1...but didnt bother to clicked pg 2. :D next,i searched tzy,and so funny,the very first one says sth abt tzy being my childhood fren from 5 and happy bdae blahblahblah....and today is my bdae!then i searched------brandon yeo boon kiat....still...same results as when i searched justin........THEN.............AH-HA! i searched charmaine low qiao ting...........AND GUESS WAD!!!!!!!the second result........WAS DEJUN"S BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!if you dont bliv...go yahoo.com and search charmaine low qiao ting....mayb not now........since the name's in my post.......dot...saw sth abt brandon lyk charmaine and mayb amanda lyk brandon or sth lyk tat la.
For more information,please contact our IT genius,Mr Lim De Jun or visit his blog. :D

Ok anyway,HAPPY B'DAE TO MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ZIKAI TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i juz found out we shared the same b'dae,a few days ago.so funny.lyk twins lyk tat. :D glad to realise someone shares the same b'dae as me,but i dunno y i glad also la.wadeva.we were complaining to each other,cos every time our b'daes smacked right in the mid of exams.WHICH MEANS,no b'dae parties.so sadddddddddddddddddd...*sobz*

And today ms neo told us a few pple failed chinese compo.i was shocked to hear that someone actually got 12 or 13 or 14 for their compo,which the full marks is 40.haiz.....i......nvm.hope it isnt me.tomorrow science paper..................................................AND I HAVENT STARTED REVISING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shit la.........no time..............................!!!!!!!!!!!!! arrrgh..................i wished there was a shop in Singapore tat sells time at 1 cent/day.i want to buy a few more days to study...

btw today's paper was relatively easy.hope to get gd marks!HAPPY BELATED B'DAE TO ME AND ZIKAI!!!!!!!!!!

Lame King

2:55 PM;

halo...hi...hey....hello...wadeva.....today is bad day.pissed off twice in 2 hours.first,told mum to come fetch me at 11.30am,but i wait until 12.30 pm still not here.so i went back into school.oya,btw i saw tis group of guys at the void deck so i went back to school to tell ms neo.me tipped her :D me did good deed. :D so on the way i saw Mr Goh and Mr............Goh.i saw lionel and charm-lover of all ages goh chin yee.so we went to hod room to tell ms neo together.then we went.and,unluckily,met ms lam.then i was like, :O me stopped dead in me tracks.me scared.but me still walk and ms lam,hilariously,was holding a toothbrush with toothpaste on it.me surpressed me lafter.then ms neo not in.she went for lunch.so we went back to study area.then lionel saw ms neo go into hod room,so we went there again. n me told her.she happy.she say,"ok.wo xian zai qu zhua ren liao( in chinese)" then i was like, :D got people gonna get scolded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIPEEEEE!!! then ms neo went ahead.while me,and the 2 gohs walk further behind to avoid being spotted by those bad boys at the void deck so they dont come and whack us and say we tipped ms neo off.heng.dunno weather they saw us.i'm their class prefect u noe....so dangerous..see them every morning......of cause 6A and 6B pple lah.haiz.me second time tip ms neo about the round-about area outside the canteen. :D me did 2 good deed. :D
ok,so lionel and charm-lover of all ages was building some aeroplane for the sony creative after school at the study area cos they wanna hand in up to toiletbowl to flush...nah just joking.in total i think the plane broke into 2 twice.first time i broke it.second time chin yee did.and both time lionel fix.haha.fun.then i started chasing chin yee around the study area for some stupid reason i cant remember.then got tis fat lady teaching a young and innocent girl chinese or sth on one of the tables.so i chase chin yee around then the fatty said," please dont play here.we are having a lesson."
Obviously,all 3 of us started cursing and swearing under our breath.irritating fatty.first time i got pissed.
Second time i pissed was when my mum scold me.guess y?cos i told her to come fetch me at 11.30am,she 12.30pm still haven come and i 1pm went out to check and take my bag in she still not there.after at around 1.30 pm,i took my bag and went out to check.she was there.i got in the car then she started scolding me.say what she came at 12pm+ and wait for 2 hours already.then i was like =.="" (the car clock was 14 mins faster)more like she waited for 15 mins already.PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lame King

2:18 PM;

hey guyz! latest update!! i was just talking to the charm-lover goh chin yee on msn and guess wad...haiz....was battling with him...had at least 3 battles and he fleed from all....coward...anyway he admitted he was jealous of yong xin as charm is yong xin's girlfren.his msn nick is also damn sick...its implying tat he lyks charm.YUCKS.
anyway just now went back to my old house--->the previous house i stayed in and 'salvaged' lots from there.mainly my bro's stuff.we took the fish tank too.damn scary.3 rather big gold fish in a rather half-filled small fish tank n i was carrying it.gosh.damn heavy.n had to fetch my bro to orchard road as he watching movie.then carrying the fish tank lyk.wooooooooooooooooooooooow.....woooooooooooooow..waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......................woooo..
the car moving lyk hell and there were mini tsunamis in the tank.
argh gtg.not really in a mood to blog.
Lame King

9:28 PM;

Halo!I wonder if Justin has read my post...i asked him today after recess and he said no.he asked me what was inside.i said.nth.obvious he didnt bliv and said wanted to check it out himself.so i was lyk,ok lor,anyway the message meant for him :P
oya yesterday took my maid to airport.she flew back home and guess wad,she was almost late.the gate was closing liaoz then she was lyk ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....wadeva.my mum so good u noe,giv her 2 red packets,each wif 200 bucks inside,tell her to pass to her parents to thank them.i wished everyday get so much money....then can go around bribing the teachers :D
somemore i reach home yesterday was lyk 8pm or so and still had to finish that stupid damn science paper WC set us.so many errors about the questions inside.suckers.dumbasses.never check the paper before giving us.wad wonderful science teachers we have.AND,yesterday higher chinese exam quite easy.but the compre open i was lyk copying and copying and copying and copying and copying and copying and copying and ....aching hand.almost had no time to complete the whole paper.phew.
anyway,those who know me,do you know Chew Ke Qin?he lyks charmaine i think.You noe Theophilus?theo said ke qin love stephanie.he said,no.n guess wad he said next.I LYK SOMEONE FROM 6J.then theo asked 2 questions,cant remember the first,but the second question is,does she wear specs?No.bobby chew replied.Well,i hav counted before,from the class photo of 6J,theres only 8 of us who does not wear specs.Me,Justin,Marcus,Teck Lim the guyz(probably except for justin).Charmaine,Mary(the freak-o scratcher),Yu Jia and Vivian the galz.SO,out of the 4 girls,who do u tink bobby chew lyks?rather obvious right.de jun also guessed it the first time.Theo told me all this personally yesterday during recess.i almost puked(blood and all).AND,de jun told me sth abt someone and the other somebody mentioned above juz now.well i cant risk my life by putting everything down here.someone and somebody and some others(wow so secretive.guess who.) will attack me one way or another by tomorrow.see how freaky this is.not putting myself in a dangerous spot :P(WHOEVER you are you noe hu u r and dont kill me)
OK! enough gossip.i dont want to die.not yet(even if ms lam's around).actually i'm already in living hell(because ms lam's around).still got a long way ahead of me---->still got lots of stuff to accomplish---->totally drain out the energy out of 'D' Triple A battery( you know who)------->kill justin-------->get ms lam to stop giving us too much homework----->get good PSLE results so can go chalet etc.
Btw,since you are here and reading this,please visit---> http://www.thesmallsmallguywiththebigbigheart.blogspot.com --->new blog of mine------>dont tell anyone after you've visited it------>dont tell people lyk justin and Triple A battery especially.Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.Justin if you're reading this,here's my advice.never stand wif your back towards me.i go around stabbing people in the back so if you stand wif ur back towards me i will stab u n will become a backstabber.of course,i dont want to be a backstabber.i'll juz be a frontstabber--->be frank :P
AND to my classmates out there:
Dont fall when you walk,becareful.
If you fall,and you can't pick urself up,juz stand up.
Failure is Sucess' mum

You should recognise these.Direct translation from chinese.haha.LAME!
Lame King

6:52 PM;

5:44 PM;

Halo!NEW CHARACTER !!! his name is justin teh kim yang....freako...keep saying i lyk charmaine......i dont lyk her lorz....she is so *******************....lyk....(*$^@*#$&%!(&$^*@#&$^(!@^$)*@#^(&#$^(@*#$&(@#*$^@(#*$^@(#*$^!(&$^)@(#*%_)(%&$!@#)(&$#)!(&$ !!! u may wonder y i am not using bad words....well...if i do....brandon,chin yee,de jun etc. may come hacking to my house in 15 minutes.
OK lets forget abt tat gay.anyway my maid going back tomorow...yesterday my papa n me brought my maid to Mustafa.she wanted to buy luggage and some other stuff.then we were lyk..."ayay!tis one so cheap!!! so big packet $1 only!!!buybuybuy!!!"....and "wah!so expensive...$6 for so small packet...dont buy!" then we were laffing lyk hell.she bought a $62 luggage which was okok.btw those is Little John and is reading this right now...there are stuff written in the 2nd book.its with me now.the 1st book is with rui yi.
Devil curse u justin teh.hope u have a nitemare tonite.Picture this(its gonna be ur nitemare tonite...dont forget i'm a fortune teller): Justin is lying on the operation table.Brandon,chin yee and de jun and charmaine is standing around the table.chin yee and dejun straps justin to the table tightly.but he is still wide awake.then comes brandon with a pen knife,cuts off his tongue.charmaine cackles lyk a witch,then cast a spell on him which will make him hallucinate...that amanda is molesting him.then in comes me thru the door,with a freaking big cleaver in my hand.... i aim at his neck,he screams...AND I STRIKE!...then Justin the gay wakes up from his nite mare and realises he is late for school cos he locked the door the previous nite and the mum cannot go and tickle him awake.but he finally wakes up,hearing his mum calling him.then he looks at the clock..OH MY AMANDA! and realises its 8.30am.he was going to miss his chinese exam.MUAHAHAHA.
Justin,you WILL get this nitemare tonite.devil curse u.amanda love u.mr chan love u.may u be late for exam tomorrow morning.

Curse justin,
Lame King (fortune teller)

2:43 PM;